Welcome back to Charades Court.......

My client takes his right to be silent very seriously!

So, you came out with your hands up.

Ok, you were just miming your own business , then what......?

Just answer the question.

So what you're trying to explain to us is you were stuck in a cube and couldn't have committed the crime?

Ok Sir, If you can't answer the question. I then direct you to show us on the lawyer, how Bob grabbed your penis.

I swear to pretend to be in the booth, the whole booth and nothing but the booth.

I was almost finished cleaning the chimney because they were about to signal a new Pope, when the white smoke just nailed me in the face.

:), :(, :), :( , :), :( ..........

"You don't say"

And do the Harlem Shake

Sir, if you can't find anything pertinent to say, please say nothing at all !

Marcel, just for a moment, I need you to think outside the box !!

Sir, although we are impressed, the size of your manhood is still not relevant to this case.

So you are telling the court that you were robbed at gunpoint by the defendant, and that he had a silencer on the gun? Hmmm, the irony...

Objection, your honor, the witness is being unresponsive.

Wee!, I am French, what can I say.

Do you swear to to mime the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Sorry, my hands are tied.