Add the Punchline to Our Beach Penguins Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to WA Mama, who provided the winning punchline to last week's UFO abduction comic:
After the television, the car and the house, finally, Doug's dog and wife were repossessed.
Bob
7:28 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
They must be having a cold winter in Antarctica this year.......
Kevin Clifford
10:45 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Better luck next time, Bob! Keep thinkin.
james perry
8:55 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
The water looks cold George...get ready for shrinkage.
james perry
9:09 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Its too crowded here....this beach is for the birds.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
9:32 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Hey can't you two read? The sign says "Black and White Beach Only"! Half doesn't cut it!
jd nailer
9:43 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Gees Arnold aren't they a little far from home? Well Greta they might as well get use to it with the global warming and all.
Jim McBob
10:18 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Gee honey, maybe the water is a little too cold today for swimming.
Kevin Clifford
10:49 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
No Jim... No.
Ben Feldheim
11:21 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Kevin, you can keep sipping on your Haterade, or you can actually try a caption yourself.
Leda
10:34 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Now I know why they call it Waddle Beach.
Katie Kelly
10:48 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
those 2 penguins in the water are totally about to make-out! LOL!
Kevin Clifford
1:36 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Ew, Katie. You're disgusting! Get to a salon ASAP.
Ben Feldheim
11:23 am on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
"Fred still refused to believe in global warming, even after their last vacation."
Chronicles of Bob
1:22 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
So, Octomom. Are these your kids that my tax dollars probably pay for? No Bob, these are penguins.
Chronicles of Bob
1:27 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
When Christine complained to her husband and said she wanted to have an exotic anniversary opposed to a trip to Milwaukee, this is not what she had in mind.
Meanwhile... Porter the dog, loved the idea!
Billable Hours
1:43 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Joy from underneath my desk says, "WINNER"!
Chronicles of Bob
3:25 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Im assuming you mean "Joy" as in the "Joy" from your left hand?
Billable Hours
3:36 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
This woman named Joy (not short for Joyce) from underneath my desk says, "WINNER"!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
2:02 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
I just saw the trailer for Happy Feet 3 and the movie looks terrible.
Breeze916
2:16 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
"Where's a Killer Whale when you need one?"
Katie Kelly
3:41 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
"Marco!" "North Polo!"
Bob
7:48 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
Not to nitpick, but fo penguins it should be "SouthPolo". We don't want to give children and those who believe in the fantasy of "man-made Global warming" any MORE bad info than they got from the UN!
Chronicles of Bob
10:23 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
Yea, I agree. The UN also told me to let the air out of my tires when I got my truck caught under a bridge. They think they know everything about everything...
Christie Soto
4:36 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Oh Henry, and to think I thought suits were optional here. This is not the kind of "colony" I expected to be looking at.
Billable Hours
5:01 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Is any of this real or is this another concussion symptom? Marco......Polo......Marco.....
Chronicles of Bob
8:41 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Kevin, this is your chance. Show me you are a man a stand up for me. That penguin took our towel.
....But, Katie. He looks scary, what if he gets his friends.
Billable Hours
10:07 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
..........so does Kevin get the towel or what?
Chronicles of Bob
10:30 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
No he ran off. However, the incident did answer the age old question of "can a penguin cause shrinkage"?
Bill Herzke
9:24 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
When did this become a nude beach?
Cosmo Delirium
11:23 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Somebody poisoned the water hole.
Joel
3:32 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
They need a GPS Frank.
T Bernard Cashman
7:21 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
AH, Global warming has truly expanded our vacation options!
T Bernard Cashman
7:22 am on Thursday, June 21, 2012
One thing you can say about global warming; Our vacation destinations have really expanded!
Leda
1:32 pm on Thursday, June 21, 2012
I can't believe you actually asked if the water was cold......DUH!
Nancy
8:53 am on Saturday, June 23, 2012
I knew we'd see celebrities on this visit to California, but I was hoping for Johnny Depp, not the cast of "March of The Penguins."
Tom
11:40 am on Tuesday, June 26, 2012
"Let's go see if Polar Bear Beach is less crowded."