Thats ok just keep slinging the mud the voters don't know what they want.

He's so spoiled...he invents the wheel so his parents buy him a bike.

1st guy- just cuz you invented the wheel doesn't mean you have to rub it in.
3rd guy- I made the road.

How was your date with Pebbles last night? Awesome until I realized my rockdom must have fallen out of my wallet.

"Hey birthday boy!" "We haven"t discovered fire to light your candles"

I said make me something to cover my twig and berries, not a tricycle red like a cherry!!!!

This will be the first known case of a neighborhood kid getting beat up.

Kennedy likes his new nickname......".Mr.1 percenter"

Who's the third wheel now? Hmmmmm?

Wow Daisy new bike? Looking good! She is so freaking hot!

it's just a fad it will never catch on.

Oak Lawn Village Board Meeting

We gave you our wheels for THAT???

Patience fellas, about 200 more passes, and this dino will be fully tenderized. Better get started on that fire pit.

Ya still haven't figured out how to make it stop?

Just think in fifty years we'll be driving around in flying cars!

That looks like too much work for me, let's go see if we can figure out what to do with those tar pits.

I call it lazyboy, but darn thing won't stop movin'!

C'mon Leroy, the little woman wants her cellulite burner back.

OK Jeff, one more lap under caution, they'll call the race for rain & you'll get the win. Finally!

"Bike-O....so easy a caveman can do it."

Now when we go out and get drunk we can all ride home safely on this?!?!?

I'm hoping Wilma will be impressed and finally leave that loser Fred for me!

1st Sturgis motorcycle rally 2,500,000 bc

Hey, I tell you boys; It was hard to find a flux-capacitor to fit this thing!

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey steal your new bike!

Yo Al, it's Andy's turn for the beer run, go with 'im! Remember no drinkin' and drivin', unless ya know somebody.

Henry Ford's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather.

....I could have sworn they told us progressive meant moving forward.

You'll never get any chicks riding that dude!!!!

He's that rich kid. His name is Harley, you know....David's son?!?

Heeeere we go! They'll be no livin with him now!

Not much else to do in an Afgan Cave.....with all those U.S. Drones out there.

ugh lets eliminate the dollar ugh ok ...... China is recasting all of their gold reserves into small one kilo bars in order to issue a new ‘gold backed’ global currency. This is surely a strategic part of their recent push to sign new trade agreements with Russia, Japan, Chile, Brazil, India, and Iran. The cat is now out of the bag, the US will be given the ‘bums rush’ by the largest trading nations in the world and the dollar will go down in flames. GATA now estimates that 80% of the gold that investors believe they have in allocated accounts is long gone, the majority of it probably wound up in China.

Cool way of getting around while producing a net zero, carbon foot print!

It should have read "Hey guy's would you like to see my tricycle"