Add the Punchline to Our Cookout Cow Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Joel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's penguin beach comic:
They need a GPS, Frank.
Billable Hours
7:01 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Is this a Polish recipe?
Chronicles of Bob
11:15 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That's racist!
Two wild
7:24 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
she doesn't know if she wants to be a dairy cow
Billable Hours
7:40 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
What, your mother wanted smoked butt for her birthday.....paczki anyone?
Cherie Mucha
8:28 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
This cow is still on strike. I am not sure if the chickens are, let me check.
Darnell
8:51 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
This is UDDERLY ridiculous. Whittingham Meats didn't tell me it was alive when I bought the whole cow!
Rob Piorkowski
9:55 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Trust me, this Butt Steak will be fresh!
Valarie
10:05 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I bought it at Whole Foods. It is supposed to be the all natural way to go.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
10:46 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Why is Betsy on the hot seat? What did she do this time?
Chronicles of Bob
11:17 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
I'd say this could be a winner, but it's actually funny. And funny dosen't seem to be a criteria.... I'm just saying.
Rachel g
11:13 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
What?There was a special deal at the butcher...
Valarie
11:46 am on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Rare enough for you Tom?
Richard Hiley
12:00 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Now son? This is how they do it in Texas.
Danny Friend
12:53 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Uh, change in menu.....She thinks it's her new lawn chair.
Lorie Stone
4:24 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Who asked for the rare burger?
Chronicles of Bob
11:15 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Grilled milk anyone?
Chronicles of Bob
11:19 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
"Hey Chef! Pull my tail and see what happens."
"Do it Dad!"
Chronicles of Bob
11:22 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
"I'm gonna need a bigger spatula."
Chronicles of Bob
11:25 pm on Wednesday, June 27, 2012
"Ummm, is the cow still staring at me?"
"Yup."
Billable Hours
12:03 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012
"Dad stop it! You know Mama hates when you call her that!"
Toni K.
12:11 pm on Thursday, June 28, 2012
So what do you want, Milk Shake or Browned cow? Choose.
Nancy
8:58 am on Friday, June 29, 2012
You're the one who invited her for dinner.
Randy Anderson
2:59 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
I'd like to welcome everyone to the roast of Mrs. O'Learys cow.
Leda
3:24 pm on Friday, June 29, 2012
Junior, please stop staring at her utters and saying "Brown sugar, brown cow!"
Joe O'Hara
6:46 am on Sunday, July 1, 2012
"Well my lunch is on the grill. What are you two having?"
Randy Anderson
10:41 pm on Wednesday, July 4, 2012
I Won!!
Mark Boucher
3:57 pm on Tuesday, July 10, 2012
"Good News" is that the meat is very fresh, but the "Bad News" is that I have a feeling the steaks may take a while ...
Irish Ross
5:32 pm on Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Ok, Bessie says the grill is ready! Where'
s that lawyer?
eric nelson
2:32 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
Hey guys how to you like your cow burgers