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Add the Punchline to Our Dogs and Squirrel Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

 
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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to last week's TV dog comic:

Man's best friend, holding man's second best friend, sitting in man's third best friend, watching man's fourth best friend.

Related Topics: Caption Contest, Squirrel, and dog cartoon
What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

Frank

6:51 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Whos going up the tree to get the nosey squirrils nuts?

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David Molinari

7:13 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Have you seen the Gray Squirrel we want to chase? Google gave us this address!

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tess

7:28 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

"Hey, Charlie - I thought we were chasing a squirrel!"
"No, Sam - I think we just chased Drew Carey up that tree."
"Oh. Ummm ... Mr. Carey ... may we please have your autograph?"

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comic relief

7:37 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

I know we just got married, but can I please have my nuts back?

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james perry

8:03 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Hey squirrel...I used to think you were crazy,but now I can clearly see your nuts !!

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james perry

8:10 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Well son, without healthcare he's the only option in town for neutering..

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james perry

8:11 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The shame of it....he was the toughest guy in our neighborhood.....until the barbed-wire fence incident...

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james perry

8:14 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Hey aren't you the former leader of A.C.O.R.N. ?

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

10:08 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

So that's what they did with them after my neutering procedure.

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Leda

10:17 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Dog: I don't know.. Why do squirrels swim on there back?
Squirrel: ....To keep their nuts dry.

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Hoghead

10:36 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

I thought only racoons wore masks.

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

10:48 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Squirrel: Why are you dogs always licking yourselves?
Dogs:Because we can!
Squirrel: I wish I could do that.
Dogs: Don't you think you should at least pet us first?

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Leda

10:49 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Not only does he look like Woody Allen, he's as nutty as he is too!

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Kim Wedow

10:51 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

No, seriously, I'm Martin Scorsese - Oscar winning director! I'm here scouting locations for my next film. What? You don't believe me??

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

11:01 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

I was hoping these Groucho Marx glasses would cure my double vision. I guess he had a different prescription.

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Keegan

12:04 pm on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

What you haven't seen a squirrel get a nose job before?

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Hoghead

12:11 pm on Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Worst racoon impersonation ever!

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Tim Howe

12:59 am on Thursday, March 29, 2012

Well, he isn't going to be able to tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!

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Bill

9:53 am on Thursday, March 29, 2012

If you plan on living here Mr squirrel, You'll have to pay an additional 1% sales tax on those nuts.

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Reality Bytes!

9:58 pm on Thursday, March 29, 2012

Whoa!! That guy is nuttier than squirrel turds!!

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James Traut

12:46 pm on Friday, March 30, 2012

From Bill Chandler - "I wish I still had my nuts!"

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James Traut

12:46 pm on Friday, March 30, 2012

From Mike Stroud - "suck these nuts"

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James Traut

1:05 pm on Friday, March 30, 2012

from Mike Hamann - "I wish I had a butt sniffer like that"

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James Traut

1:13 pm on Friday, March 30, 2012

from Aris Bouziotis - dog on left "You know what they say...Big nose". dog on right "I wonder what happened to my nuts."

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rachael gianares

11:18 pm on Saturday, March 31, 2012

"This one looks like it could be a little 'funny' tasting."

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Trudy

11:24 pm on Sunday, April 1, 2012

What you never seened Nuts like this ???

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james perry

8:07 am on Monday, April 2, 2012

Isn't that Keith Olbermann pouting again over losing another job?

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james perry

8:08 am on Monday, April 2, 2012

"It's safe to come down now....the Kentucky Wildcat fans are done celebrating"

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james perry

4:53 pm on Monday, April 2, 2012

Punxsutawney Phil Silvers see his nuts .......means that the cold baseball winter will last 6 more months

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