Add the Punchline to Our Pumpkinhead Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to LEDA, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Angel Fishing comic:
This would be so much more relaxing if that practical joker Moses would quit parting the Red Sea.
james perry
7:21 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Are you out of your ghourd? Check the transcripts"
james perry
7:27 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Joe.....I told you......its not Halloween yet"
james perry
7:28 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Hey....aren't you from the Palos patch?
james perry
7:37 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Oh...so now you're Jack-o-lantern Kennedy?!!"
james perry
7:43 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Ok..I get five guesses....Nancy? Harry? Axlerod? Wasserman-Schultz? Chris Matthews?
james perry
7:45 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You dont have to go that far Jesse...they will re-elect you anyway
Lorraine Swanson
12:36 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Like
Doyle Sims
8:48 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Is that a Pumpkin on your head or do you just suffer from "Romnyism"?
Billable Hours
9:11 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Wow John great Obama mask! Thanks James Perry, great pumpkin mask, but doesn't it make it hard to see the keyboard when you're blowing up Patch with consecutive comic comments? (Couldn't help myself!)
james perry
9:54 am on Tuesday, October 30, 2012
no
james perry
9:55 am on Tuesday, October 30, 2012
what mask?
JR
9:41 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Trick or treat? No treats, I am going to just just keep on tricking the American people into believing in me until I have stomped out capitalism and turned America into socialist society.
Chronicles of Bob
9:50 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Oh man.. This has to win... I have been lauging uncontrolably for minutes now... I mean it's funny because there are so many examples of him stomping out capitalism... Like, um... no, um... ???
Well, it's still funny
Ken DeLuc
10:06 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Mitt I see you are planning another speech with the Hispanic community, but really dude way too much bronze lotion.
EPResident80
10:39 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You think you're scary....wait til I get elected again!?!
Secrets Guru
2:33 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
OK! I give up already! Which one is the President?
Secrets Guru
2:34 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
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Billable Hours
3:46 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
OMG I had no idea! Thanks for letting us know that you're an idiot!!!!
Chris Walker
4:14 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You're just lucky I got you out of the field before Carlton Fisk ran you over.
Dorothy
4:22 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Okay, THAT'S funny.
Bob Laird
4:51 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You trying to get Charlie Browns vote too?
Leda
9:11 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Joe where did that cocky smirk of yours go?
Tom
10:48 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Who cares if we have fewer pumpkin patches than we did in 1916?
OakLawnGuy
1:07 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
November 7, 2012, 12:01 AM.
mamadontplaythat
10:20 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Joe thanks for TRYING to distract the American people from Benghazi but I think they are onto us!!!
LifeIsGood
8:48 am on Friday, October 26, 2012
Mitt, you don't know Jack!
Billable Hours
5:01 pm on Monday, October 29, 2012
Great, an even playing field now that we're both colored!
Nancy
4:17 pm on Saturday, November 3, 2012
Joe, I said you should be a Jack-Ass for Halloween, not a Jack-O-Lantern.