Who do you think you are? Huck?

DON't JUST STAND THERE, ANSWER THE DOOR!

You've watched all the Playoffs, You don't even like Oprah, so turn off that TV and take yourself for a walk!

"Honey, I told you he would do this if We got Animal Planet and the Cooking channel on the cable box!"

"The Elections are Over, Shut it off, You didn't even have a Dog in that Race!"

This is ridiculous. How long do we have to do this? Next time just leave me in the well!

Wait...Thats my beer...my chair...& my remote...what the heck.....

Well...you always said that you wanted a son just like you!

Dog Whisperer again?

Man's best friend,holding man's second best friend,sitting in man's third best friend,watching man's fourth best friend.

I thought you blocked the porn channel......he's watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show again.

It's 3 am Fido....theres nothing on tv ...except that high pitched squeal.

Lap dog ...my butt....he's a lap of luxury dog !!

Don't disturb him while he's watching Dog the Bounty Hunter....

At least Honey you wear pants when you watch TV. This really is not a pretty sight with him just hanging out like that.

What did I say about using a coaster ??

Things really are different around here since Brian left us for the Griffins.
MMP

I told you , you spoil your dog and this is what we get

Frank, your an awful influence on the dog.

Rover celebrates the "dog days of summer"....IN MARCH !!!

So, this is what dogs do on their day off...

Honey, you've created a monster....all I wanted you to do is to get him to stop drinking out of the toilet..

no wonder the batteries are always dead....he keeps his thumb pressed on the "paws" button

Don't worry...the kids are fine.

"We are guessing that you thought we would be home a bit later, right?"

So this is what they refer to as "A dogs life".

You're home early. Now get me another one.

A pedicure right now would just make my day complete!

Looks like your mancave just became a doghouse..

When's your mother leaving?

Looks like he has been in the cat's cat nip again.

That Westminster Dog Show is canine porn.

I don't care if you're doing it in doggy style...get out of my chair

"I'M thinking he doesn't even WANT to get fixed!"

"As long as you clean up after yourself, it'll be fine."

Wow! Rex grew thumbs.

Did he just tell you to.... "Go walk yourself?"

If you take him out of his comfy chair PETA will come after you..

"The Mailman said you were'nt your old self lately"!

"No this is not what we meant when we said you where house trained, domesticated and good with technology"!

"Are you kidding, we'd love to go to the park, pee on a fire hydrant and chase a few squirrels"!