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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

And the Winners of the Patch Mother's Day Contest Are ...

It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it. Two Patch editors and a representative from Amato Salon and Spa name the top three entries in Patch's 'Mommy Needs a Makeover' contest.

Our Patch readers sure love their moms. We asked you to share what makes mom special, and many of you plucked at heartstrings across the Southland with your entries. After weeks of our 'Mommy Needs a Makeover' contest, the Patch panel of judges was left with the daunting task of choosing a grand prize winner.  After much deliberation and a few "aww's", some sniffles and a bunch of tissues, the judges narrowed it down to the top three.  1st Place, Winner of a salon and spa package valued at $450, (courtesy of Amato Hair Design in Tinley Park): Kerry Nolan, on behalf of Mary Nolan  Here's what Kerry had to say about her mom, Mary.   My mom (Mary Nolan) has been my rock for my entire life – and my sister’s, and my brother’s, and her siblings…

Add the Punchline to Our Elephant and Donkey Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Jim McGonigal, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Mitt Romney VP comic: Hey, come on in Rick. $10 buys you a red solo cup and a …

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

This Week's Pets: Cool, Laid-Back Cats

Stanley and Joanie, the shelter's longest resident, are ready for a new home.

I've got a pair of easy-going cats for you this week. Stanley Stanley is a 3-year-old orange Domestic Short Hair who is as relaxed as a cat can be. He's just happy to lie in a bed all day and is incredibly easy to get along with. The people at Tinley Park PAWS assure me that he's a gem and doesn't mind being picked up. Stanley is a bit shy so you might see him bury his head occasionally. Joanie This 5-year-old black Domestic Short Hair is the longest resident at Tinley Park PAWS. Joanie came to the shelter in January 2011 and made a home among the other cats. But she is definitely ready to find a new home. Just like Stanley, Joanie will be a little shy with new people but will quickly warm up to you. She loves being pet and gets along …

Monday, May 14, 2012

Silver Lake Voted Best Golf Course for Beginners

Patch asked for our readers' recommendations on the best golf course to start a beginner, and after two weeks of voting, Silver Lake pulled away as the winner.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Southland Savvy

'What About the Rest of the Sins That Are Not Illegal?' Patch Comments of the Week

The south suburban reaction to the president's endorsement of gay marriage sets off a wide-ranging debate on civil rights and religion.

In response to the South Suburban Patch network's Do You Support Gay Marriage? poll, several Patch commenters opened up a debate. Grunty, from Oak Lawn Patch, writes: "You can't make gay marriage illegal because it's a sin. ... What about the rest of the sins that are currently not illegal? Gluttony is a perfect example. If gay marriage is going to be illegal on the grounds of it being a sin, then it should be illegal to be overweight." Pat, from Homewood-Flossmoor Patch, writes: "I believe in small government. I believe government should stay out of our bedrooms and out of our decisions over our own bodies. I believe that without choice there is no freedom. I believe every person should have the right to choose." Bonnie Bell, from Oak …

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David Blaine

8:08 am on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Well Bob, if I used your own analysis, then apparently you were a bad teacher. However, you're pretty much wrong. It was nice of you to prove my point/assumptions, thanks!   more ›

Sunday Comics

Sunday Comic: Obama, Biden and Same-Sex Marriage

The president and vice president are on the same side of a divisive issue, but they might differ on their own partnership.

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nick

10:04 pm on Sunday, May 13, 2012

Brian Just looking out for the presidents well being, water melon lowers high blood pressure. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/101013173847.htm   more ›

Silver Lake Voted Best Golf Course for Beginners

Patch asked for our readers' recommendations on the best golf course to start a beginner, and after two weeks of voting, Silver Lake pulled away as the winner.

For golfers who are just getting started, the right course could get them hooked—and the wrong one could make them bury the clubs in the back of the garage.  Our Patch readers know all the best fairways, the trickiest water holes and the best-kept greens. For newcomers to the game, playing a tough course can be as daunting as tracking the ball looking into the sun. They're looking for a challenge, but don't want to hold up the foursome behind them.  So where should you take the inexperienced golfer in your group?  Our readers say Silver Lake Country Club is the perfect place to play. Players can choose from three courses at the Orland Park country club, which snagged just under half of the total votes in our poll. Readers talked it up in …

Friday, May 11, 2012

Visit 4 Orland Park Locations and Enter to Win 100 Orland Days Ride Tickets

There actually can be a free ride. Or in this case, 100 free ride tickets. Fill out a sheet to sign up for our daily email newsletter at four locations in Orland Park and enter to win our drawing for Orland Days ride tickets.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Add the Punchline to Our Mitt Romney Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Nikki Brown, who provided the winning punchline to last week's chickens and duck comic: You girls look much different than your profile pic.

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Brent Brambleton

9:38 pm on Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Can't be Christie...he couldn't fit through the doorway. Perhaps he can be helicoptered in, on the taxpayers' dime, just like he did when he saw his kid's baseball game, for two innings...   more ›

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Adopt Me

This Week's Pet: A Spitfire Named Guido

Guido is a Chihuahua mix who is friendly and full of spirit.

Are you looking for a little excitement in your life?  Tinley Park PAWS has just the thing, and his name is Guido. This rambunctious, 4-year-old male Chihuahua mix is looking for a home. Guido has a ton of energy and seems quite friendly with new people. You can tell from his fast-waging tail that he's just happy to see you. He's also happy to put on a pick of a show by standing up on his hind legs. Now, all you have to do is supply the dinner. According to the American Kennel Club, Chihuahuas are known for being highly intelligent and graceful. If you're interested, contact PAWS at 815-464-7298 or visit the shelter's website. Looking for more adoptable pets? These are still available:  Follow Orland Park Patch on Facebook!

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